But seriously, how useless is that T? You’re allowed to be useless, but merlot is anything but. It’s exactly what the doctor calls for after a bleh day. But since we can’t be useless every day, go ahead and make yourself useful right now… open up some merlot and click ‘add to cart’ on these coasters. Includes (4) "Today I was as useless as the T in merlot" coasters. 4" x 4" square with rounded corners. Made of recycled pulp board. Pack of 4.